My New Word For Today

Shamtastic

Definition: Super mega-awesome cool. Fantastic. Won't leave a drop of awesomeness on the ground.

Usage:
- That band's new CD is so shamtastic it soaked up all the awesomeness that the previous album leaked all over the floor.

- David Ortiz cleaned up the bases with his shamtastic grand slam! Bonus Usage: Sham-a-lama ding-dong!

- Batting Manny Ramirez in the clean up spot is shamtastic!

- That guy is a shamtastic fighter. He cleans the floor with his opponents.

Note:
Yeah, I know these are really awful. If I come up with any better ones I'll update this post. I'm sure I've got some new ones up my sleeve.

Warning: Bored Software Engineer

I'm pinging your mom!

me@laptop ~
$ ping yourmom.com

Pinging yourmom.com [208.113.233.166] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 208.113.233.166: bytes=32 time=80ms TTL=48
Reply from 208.113.233.166: bytes=32 time=80ms TTL=48
Reply from 208.113.233.166: bytes=32 time=80ms TTL=48
Reply from 208.113.233.166: bytes=32 time=79ms TTL=48

Ping statistics for 208.113.233.166:
  Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
  Minimum = 79ms, Maximum = 80ms, Average = 79ms

It sounds dirty, doesn't it? Can't you tell I'm bored at work this afternoon?