My Answering Machine

For the record: Yes, I am still old school and have a land line. Why? I just want one. So shut up.

There are 5, yes FIVE, messages on my answering machine, all from "Boston, City of", according to my caller ID. They're all concerning parking, snow stuff, school closings, and unexcused absences from my 2 daughters.

Here's why that's funny -- I don't live in Boston and I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS. Heck, I've never been married and I can't even find a girlfriend!

Please, "Boston, City of", STOP CALLING ME!!!! I've already got my home phone on the do not call list. Should I report you, Mr. "Boston, City of" as a telemarketer? Maybe that'll get you to STOP!